Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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