no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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