I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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