They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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