We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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