Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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