school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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