Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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