my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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