nut hugger
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
He kissed a someone with a penis
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
