"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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