Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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