She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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