why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The struggles of a small town man whore
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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