is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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