Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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