He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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