Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
