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It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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