Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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