the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
