I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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