: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
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