I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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