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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess

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(402): View more from Nebraska

What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.

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(425): View more from Washington

he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends

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(734): View more from Michigan

Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.

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(+49): View more from Germany

In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?

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(951): View more from California

Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.

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