its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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