at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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