dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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