we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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