is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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