Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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