just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Drunk is not a location!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
