are you so shy because you have an std?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
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