What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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