thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I did not marry a roomba.
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