Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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