none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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