porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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