no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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