ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We need to rekindle our bromance
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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