Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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