I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Dignity is for republicans.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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