I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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