Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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