Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Randomize
