Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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