The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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