I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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