Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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