Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Randomize
